"I Lost My Virginity To The Devil" - Shade

I told my friends a couple of times how much I want my first sex experience to feel. "I don't want to be indebted to any man, I would rather lose my virginity to someone who I am not attracted to than lose it to someone I really like because it's a very denjelous affair". Anytime I made this statement, my friends looked at me like I'm a possessed being. The truth is, I don't have the strength to cry over a stupid guy. Eww, I can't deal.

I've heard so many fucked up stories of how ladies get emotionally attached to their first. Omo, it can't be me o, it must not happen to me!

My first sex experience must be with a total stranger. I met a devil in church and he ripped my hymen into pieces!!!

I met Tolu in church, he plays the guitar every Sunday. We met after one glorious service, trust me when I saw him I wasn't impressed. HE IS NOT MY SPEC! I screamed in my head but he could be useful o "oshey I've seen lab rat" I thought to myself. 

We exchanged numbers, hardly spoke over the phone because we always had work fucking us up. 

"Babe let's see this weekend, what are you doing?" he asked. Uhmm nothing o, I think I feel like watching a late-night movie, I replied. Tolu agreed, he called it a plan. His response threw me off, it just felt like he had an agenda to press my holy breast in the cinema...lol. 

Fast-forward to the movie date night, we saw a movie, we cuddled, and yes I allowed him to press the twins of life because why? konji na bastard. 40 minutes into the movie, Tolu became a wild animal. He was hornier than I was. Baba wasn't even helping matters. He kissed me at intervals and found his way to my boobs. Fuck! this guy is so good with his hands I screamed in my mind. "Tooolu" I moaned almost breathless when he started kissing my neck! Omo, I became wet. The magic he was doing accompanied by the cinema AC sent me to cloud 9. We unconsciously forgot where we were and started making out passionately. 

We didn't care about the people around us or the busy body cameras hung on the wall. We couldn't get our hands off each other. I was a lioness now, I lost my home training. Who home training epp? Wahala o, wahala for who get home training. At last, The movie ended we walked out looking like Deeper life couples pretending to be naive about what making out is all about. Hehehe... the night is still young and it's time to get laid, I soliloquized.

"What hotel are we lodging in?" I asked innocently. "OMG! I forgot to book a room", he replied. Wow! the struggle to find free hotels in Ikeja on a Friday night is war, it was a struggle to find a suitable room. We finally got one, after fighting world war 10. I opened the room, examined the room to see how I will be spun tonight. Shade your hymen will tear tonight! wa fe ku lalayei, I murmured. I turned on the TV and signaled to him to take a shower, he finished and I did the same. 

I came out smelling fresh, looking so fly after using all the skin products in Nigeria. "Come here", Tolu commanded. I moved closer obeying him like a mumu. He pulled me closer, sniffed my neck, and smiled. "What?" I asked innocently. "You smell so nice, girl". I want you so ba...I didn't wait for him to complete his sentence I kissed him, I kissed his soul out of him.

Tolu grabbed me now, he wanted me to feel his alpha male prowess. He took my jugs in his hands rolled my nipples in circles and filled his mouth with it... I moaned now, I moaned even louder, I felt so good. 

Tolu made me feel good. He carried me up and placed me gently on the bed. He could feel my juice run down his arms. "Babe, you are wet asf!" I know I said giggling like a 5-year-old. He went down on me, kissing my thighs now. "Toollluuuu" I couldn't talk well...AHHH! now I screamed when he began making a vibration with his tongue down my coochie. I couldn't even breathe, I was on cloud 150. I scratched him hard now, he knew I was enjoying it. fuck he was so good. "This bastard will kee me when he finds out I'm a virgin", I thought. Virgins are the real porn stars I hyped myself.

"I want to fuck you", he whispered talking like a bad boy, I instantly pictured him with his guitar praising God...lol devilish instrumentalist I said to myself. “I'm a virgin o!” I didn't even plan to say the way I did but I knew one way or the other I'll end up telling him. He paused for a second. "You are joking right?" I rolled my eyes, "bitch I am bitchhhh", “I'm a pure virgin for Christ”, I said jokingly. 

"Well, today is your lucky day, I plan on getting rid of that", I said. For real? are you sure? you don't have to if you don't want to. I was just there looking at the mumu goat speaking. "Alaye you go do abi you no go do?" I said laughing like a witch now. 

I came prepared don't worry, I came with coconut oil, I heard it makes it smoother and easier to glide in and out. Tolu was confused now, but trust me his dick was just telling him you're on your own...lol 

I brought out the oil now and gave it to him. He pulled me closer, touched my pussy, and smiled. I was wet like an ocean, the bed could feel it."Tell me when it's hurting," he whispered giving me a devilish stare...OMO I thought. "Omo it's time to fight world war", I started developing cold feet. I weirdly remembered all the stories I've heard about getting ripped. Will I bleed? Will I scream? Will I cry? All these questions kept coming to my head. 

"Gently, gently" I whispered and boom baba was inside. We continued slowly, and slowly, now there's a rhythm. He stopped for a second, grabbed my boobs, sucked them with passion, and continued thrusting. Now I felt no pain, I was enjoying myself until the rhythm changed. This guy will kill me o! waittttttttttt Tolu ma pa mi nnaaaaa. "Calm down'" I screamed. 

I was already so angry, I got furious. I stood up immediately and left him looking like a starved dog. I ran into the toilet to check if I was bleeding because my pussy was on fire. 

No single blood came out of my precious hole. I was a little bit worried now. I peed, bathed and stayed in the toilet for almost an hour. Tolu came to the toilet apologizing and trying to make me feel better. 

I finally came out of the bathroom and landed on the bed. Are you okay? Tolu asked looking worried. I nodded. "I just feel weird", I replied. Tolu came close, planted a kiss on my forehead, and covered me with the duvet. He grabbed my waist now and cuddled me. we were spooning and I could feel his hardness on my waist. I turned towards him, apologized, and kissed him. The kiss wanted to cause trouble, I knew I didn't have the power to finish what I started so I ended it abruptly. I fell asleep

The next morning, I just wanted to leave the hotel room sharp, sharp. I didn't want to create an avenue that will make him say, "when next are we seeing?". Bitch this is the last time you'll ever see my nakedness. I'm not even ready for that.

"Bye Tolu, I'll catch you later". I didn't want to say I'll see you in church but I knew deeply that we will definitely have awkward moments when we see in church.

I stopped picking his calls, although I couldn't get enough of the sweet foreplay sesssh we had the night before. I got to church on Sunday, I had to change my sitting position to avoid potential eye contact with Tolu. I saw him, I saw the devil playing with his guitar praising God looking like a saint at the same time...Ewww this was the most awkward feeling ever. The pastor didn't even help matters, mans was really preaching about fornication... hahahaaa abegggi wahala for who no sabi sex o. 

We said the grace and I sped out, uncle was outside hungrily waiting for me. 

"I've been calling you, why haven't you been picking?". I turned dramatically and said, hi stranger. "Have we met? Do I know you?", I said keeping a straight face. Tolu's reaction was priceless. I just did like I've never met him. I wanted it that way. He knew nothing about me. He only knew my first name. I love how I handled this. I'm a genius, I'm a bad bitch without a hymen! Did I feel bad about my experience? No! did I talk to him afterward NO!! We don't talk and I don't care. The deed is done.